龍蝦 我真的很抱歉 I"m really sorry 他是戴著框架眼鏡還是隱形眼鏡 Does he wear glasses or contact lens? 框架眼鏡 Glasses 你要抓緊時間了 You would have to hurry up 他覺得穿這雙棕色皮鞋最合適 He decided his brown leather shoes were the best pair to wear 他背部有些疼痛

　但不同于以往 His back hurt a little, but not like some other time in the past... 不再是那種難以忍♥受的疼痛 when the pain was intolerable 他心想

　妻子早已不再愛他 He was thinking his wife doesn"t love him at all anymore 他沒有因此痛哭流涕

　也沒有想到 He didn"t burst into tear and he didn"t think... 當被愛人拋棄時 things most people do... 大部分人的第一反應

　是哭泣 when they realise someone doesn"t love them anymore is cry 先生

　您能看向這邊的鏡頭嗎 Sir, would you mind take a look into the camera here for me? 好了

　謝謝 That"s ok, thank you 您之前單身過嗎

　不

　從來沒有 Have you ever been on your own before?

　No, never 對什么食物過敏嗎

　不 Are you allergic to any food?

　No 上一段感情持續了多少年 Your last relationship last how many years? 大概十二年 Around 12 您記得具體是多久嗎

　十一年七個月 Do you remember how long exactly sir?

　Eleven years and seven months 您的性取向是

　異性戀 Sexual preference?Women 不過之前在大學的時候 However I had one homosexual experience...

　有過一段同性戀的經歷 in the past, in college 可以寫成雙性戀嗎 Is there bisexual option available? 不能

　先生

　出于具體操作原因 No sir, this option is no longer available 從去年夏天開始 since about last summer... 就不能這么寫了 due to several operational problems 恐怕您現在就要決定 I"m afraid you have yo decide right now if you want to be registered as... 以何種取向登記 homosexual or heterosexual 那就以異性戀登記吧 I think I should be registered as heterosexual 有小孩嗎

　先生

　沒有 Any children sir?No 那這只狗是 And dog? 那是我哥哥

　他幾年前來過這

　但他沒能成功 My brother, he was here couple of years ago, but he didn"t make it 你也許記得他 You might remember him 中等身材

　四十八歲

　有些禿頂

　金發 Medium built, 48 years old, bald patch, blond hair 恐怕我不太記得了

　先生 I"m afraid no sir 好了

　請在這張表上清楚得寫下您的姓名 Ok, I like you to write your name clearly on this form 全部大寫

　并簽上名字 In capital letter and sign please 很好

　謝謝 Very good, thank you very much 您不能使用排球場地和網球場 So, you"re not allow to use volley-ball or tennis court 這些僅供情侶使用 These are only for the couples 您可以使用單人的運動設施 You can use facility for individual sports 例如壁球和高爾夫

　such as squash and golf 您最多可以在酒店住四十五天 You can stay at hotel for up to 45 days 您的房♥間是單人間 You would be staying at the single room 如果一切順利并且成功找到伴侶 If everything goes well and you make it, 您可以搬去雙人間 you would be moved to a double room 非常抱歉

　您不能保留任何個人物品 I"m afraid you can"t keep any of your personal belongings 我們會提供所有您需要的物品 We will provide everything you need as far as... 例如

　衣物

　飾品

　鞋子等等 garments, accessories, and shoes are concerned 這個您可以留著

　謝謝 You can keep this

　Thank you 請問您穿多大的鞋

　四十四碼半 Shoe size please

　44 and a half 四十四還是四十五

　這里沒有半碼的鞋子 44 or 45? there"s no half sizes 四十五 如果您需要理發

　請提前一天告知前臺 If you need a hair cut, call reception one day ahead, 酒店內禁止吸煙 smoking is not allowed 這樣能保證在狩獵時有充足的體能 That you would be able to run for longer during the hunt without getting tired... 以及親吻時不會有口氣 and you breath won"t smell when you kiss 入住愉快 Enjoy your stay 不好意思 Excuse me 如果要理發

　必須提前一天通知前臺

　是嗎 If we need to get hair cut, we must call reception a day before, is that right? 是的

　好的 That"s right

　Great 他的房♥間號♥是一〇一 His room number was 101 他床頭的墻上

　A tranqulizer gun... 掛著一把麻♥醉♥槍♥ was hanging on the wall above his bed 在桌上放著二十支麻醉鏢 On the table were 20 tranquilzer darts... 一塊黑色的塑料手表

　一副太陽鏡 a black plastic watch, a pair of sunglasses... 以及男士古龍香水 and a cologne for man 衣柜里是四條款式一樣的灰色褲子 Inside the wardrobe were four identical grey trousers... 四件扣緊的男士襯衫

　藍白兩色 four identical button down shirts in white and blue... 一條皮帶

　一雙襪子

　一條內♥褲♥

　一件夾克衫 a belt, socks, underwear, a blazer... 一根條紋領帶和一件白色浴袍 a striped tie and a white bathrobe 他看向窗外 He looked out of window 被捕的獨身者們 The unconscious bodies of captured loners... 毫無知覺地躺在濕漉漉的地上 were lying on the wet ground “幸好他們穿著防水的斗篷”

　他心想 "Thank God they wear those water proof ponchos", he thought 一九五房♥ Room 195 捕到兩個獨身者

　贏得額外的兩天時間 Two loners, two extra days 二七二房♥ Room 272 捕到一個獨身者

　贏得額外的一天 One loner, one extra day 你好

　我是酒店經理

　這位先生是我的伴侶 Hello, I"m the hotel manager, and this gentleman is my partner 我們在此歡迎您入住 We like to welcome you 您是住客中的幸運兒 You"re one of the lucky one 您的房♥間有我們這最好的景致 You have one of our supreme room which means you have a view

　您看過宣傳手冊了嗎

　是的 Did you read the lease list

　Yes it is 很好 Very good 在您入住的這段期間

　如果沒有找到伴侶 Now the fact you turning into a animal... 你將變成一種動物 if you fail to fall in love with someone during your stay here... 但你不必因此感到焦慮和沮喪 is not something should upset you or get you down 既是變成了動物 Just think as a animal... 您也有第二次的機會找到伴侶 you have a second chance to find a companion 當然

　您要仔細考慮 But even then you must be careful 您得找到一個相近的物種 You need to choose a companion that is similar type animal... 作為伴侶 to you 畢竟

　狼和企鵝可是永遠無法共處的 A wolf and a penguin can never live together 駱駝和河馬也一樣 Nor a camel and a hippopotamus 否則就會太荒謬了

　您覺得呢 That would be absurd, think about it 我理解

　這種談話可能讓您不太舒服 I understand this discussion is a little unpleasant for you 但我的職責就是 But it is my duty to prepare you... 讓你做好心理準備

　去迎接所有可能的結果 psychologically for all possible outcomes 那么如果您在結束前沒能找到伴侶 Now have you thought of what animal you like to be 您想變成什么動物呢 if end up alone? 我想變成一只龍蝦 Yes, a lobster 為什么是龍蝦呢 Why a lobster? 因為龍蝦可以活一百多年

　Because lobster live for over one hundred years 其藍色血液有著貴族的氣息 Are blue blood like aristocrat... 而且終生保持生育能力 and stay fertile all their life 我也很喜歡大海 I also like the sea very much 我年輕時就很擅長滑水和游泳 I water ski, swim quite well since I was a teenager 我必須恭喜您

　大多數人第一個想到的是狗 I must congratulate you, the first thing most people think of is a dog... 這就是為什么滿世界都是狗 which is why the world is full of dogs 很少有人選擇不同尋常的動物 Very few people choose unusual animal... 這也是為什么他們正在瀕臨滅絕 which is why they are in danger 龍蝦是極好的選擇 A lobster is a excellent choice 您能站起來一下嗎 Could you stand for us please? 這是為了讓您明白 This is to show you how easy life is... 相比形單影只

　成雙成對會過得更舒適 when there are two of something rather than just one 我們總是時常忘記 We tend to forget that from time to time 明天這個時候您就能把手銬取下來了 The handcuff will be removed the same time tomorrow 抱歉

　鮑勃 I"m sorry bob 希望我們能相處愉快 Hope you enjoy staying with us 再見 Goodbye 祝您一天愉快 Have a good day 早上好 Good morning 一〇一房♥間

　剩余四十四天 Room 101, 44 days left

　早餐已開始供應 Breakfast is served 他永遠不會忘記在酒店的第一天 His first day was one he never forget 他旁邊的桌子坐著一個年輕的女人 Near his table of breakfast sat a young women... 她的頭向后仰著 with her head tilted back 后來他會知道 Later he would learn... 原來她經常流鼻血 she often got nose bleed 她邊上坐著她最好的朋友 Next to her sat her best friend 他對倒咖啡的侍者表示感謝 He thanked the waiter who served his coffee... 并想起了他的妻子 and thought about his wife for a moment 有個女人似乎很喜歡黃油餅干 A woman who seems to like butter biscuit... 她把餅干給了一個喝著 offered one to a man drinking... 金巴利蘇打的男人當做早餐 a Compari soda for breakfast 之后他回頭看到了一個女人 He then looked behind him saw a woman... 之后他會知道

　這女人是多么鐵石心腸 who would later find out was absolutely heartless 還看到了一些情侶區的人 And some others in the couple"s area... 在他入住期間

　或許永遠不會遇到這些人 whom he may never meet druing his stay at the hotel 那個早上他真的很餓 That morning he was really hungry 餓到能夠吃下一整只雞 He could eat a whole chicken... 但他幾乎沒吃什么東西 but ate almost nothing 你好

　你好 Hello

　Hello 我要和我的新朋友去外面散個步

　I decided to go for a walk ouside with my new friend 我來為你介紹一下 Let me introduce you 這是羅伯特

　住在我隔壁

　說話有點口齒不清 This is Robert, he stay in the room next to mine had a lisp 很高興認識你

　我住在一〇一房♥ Please to meet you, I stay in the room 101 我住同一層樓

　一八六房♥ I"m on the same floor, 186 想和我們一起去走走嗎

　可以啊 Would you like to join us?Why not 總有一天我會坐上那游艇 One of these days gonna be me on one of those yachts 為什么 Why those yachts? 在你走之前會有個最后的考驗 The final ordeal before letting you go 最難的一關 The hardest one 十五天的假期

　情侶單獨共處 15 days of vacation just a couple alone, 你沒有看過宣傳手冊嗎 Ddn"t you read the leaflet? 我看了 I did 你看過約翰的腿了嗎 Did you see John"s leg? 沒有 No 約翰

　讓我們看看你的腿 John, could you show your leg? 好吧 Oh yeah 有請一八七房♥

　今天是他入住的第二天 Room 187, day 2 大家好 Hello everyone 當我父親愛上了另一個女人的時候 My mother was left on her own 他拋棄了我的母親 when my father fell in love with a woman...

　只是因為她數學比我母親好 who was better at math than she was 我想

　她有研究生的學歷 She has postgraduate degree, I think 然而我母親只是個本科生 While my mother only a graduate 當時我十九歲 I was 19 at the time 我母親來過這家酒店

　但沒能成功找到伴侶 My mother entered the hotel but didn"t make it 最后變成了一只狼 and was turning into a wolf 我很想念她 I really miss her 后來我得知她被送到了一家動物園 I found out she"s been moved to a zoo 我經常跑去看她 I often went there to see her 我給她喂生肉吃 I give her raw meat 我知道狼喜歡生肉 I knew the wolf like raw meat 但我不知道到底哪只狼是我的母親 But I couldn"t figure out which of the wolves was my mother 所以我會給每只狼都喂一點 So I used to give a little bit to each of them 有天

　我決定闖入圍欄 One day I decided to enter the enclosure 因為我真的很想念她

　想擁抱她 I really missed her and I wanted a hug 我翻過并跳進了圍欄 I climbed the fence and jumped in 群狼立即朝我沖來

　圍攻我 All the wolves charged at once and attacked me 只有兩只狼紋絲不動 All but two stood motionless 于是我推斷

　其中一頭必是我母親 I guess one of those two must be my mother 動物園的警衛迅速地救了我

　把我送去了醫院 The zoo guard got to me quite quickly and took me to the hospital 謝天謝地

　我保住了我的腿

　Thankfully I didn"t lose my leg 只是有些瘸而已 I just had this limp 這也隨之成為了我的標志性特征 Which also is my defining characteristic 我的妻子在六天前去世了 My wife died six days ago 她很漂亮

　我也很愛她 She was very beautiful and I love her very much 她也有些瘸 She had limp too 謝謝

　約翰

　回到自己的座位上吧 Thank you John, you can return to you seat 下一位客人

　一〇四房♥

　第二天 Let"s move on to our next guest, room 104, day 2 大家好 Hello everyone 這只是我入住的第二天 This is only my second day here 但我感到自己成功的融入了這個大家庭 But already I feel like a member of wonderful group 我的標志性特征是

　我有著美麗的笑容 My defining characteristic is that I have very beautiful smile 有東西抓住了我的心 Something"s gotten hold of my heart 讓我瘋狂

　讓我神志不清 Keeping my soul and my senses apart 有東西闖入了我的生活 Something"s gotten into my life 你有和別人跳過舞嗎 Have you ever dance with anybody? 什么 Sorry? 你和別人一起跳過舞嗎 Have you ever dance with anybody? 跳過 Yes 跳的是什么類型舞呢 What sort of dancing you should do? 這根據音樂而定 Just depends on the music

　你要坐下來嗎 Do you need to sit down? 不

　不

　我打算去跳舞 No, no, I"m getting ready to dance 我能坐這嗎 Can I sit here? 抱歉 I"m sorry 我能坐這嗎

　當然 Can I sit here? Of course 我來給你介紹下我的好朋友 Let me introduce you to my best friend 剛才和你聊天那個女人是個很冷漠的人 That woman you were talking to have no feeling whatsoever 她對什么都不感興趣 She feels nothing at all 她是酒店里最好的獵手 She"s the best hunter in hotel 悄無聲息

　卻身手敏捷 Silent and very fast 她是女子記錄保持者 She"s the women record holder 總共捕獲了一百九十二個孤獨者 192 captors 抹去了灰色

　抹去了藍色 Changing the grey, changing the blue 為我涂上鮮紅 Scarlet for me... 為你而靚麗 it"s scarlet for you 我想知道這是否真實 if this is the real thing 能賞臉跳一支舞嗎 Would you like to dance? 每一天

　耶 Every day yeah 當你觸碰我時

　我已迷失了自我 You touch me and my mind goes astray yeah 寶貝

　寶貝 And baby, and Baby 寶貝

　寶貝

　And baby, and Baby 有東西抓住了我的心 Something"s gotten hold of my heart 指引我的靈魂到了仙境 Dragging my soul to a beautiful land 有東西闖入我的生活 Something"s gotten into my life 很抱歉

　我把血滴到了你的襯衫上 I"m sorry, I got the blood on your shirt 但別擔心

　去掉血漬的方法有很多 But don"t worry, there are many ways to remove blood stain from clothing 一種方法是把衣服用冷水擰干 One way is to wring the clothes to cold water, 然后用海鹽搓洗 then rub in sea salt 另一種方法是用沾有氨水的棉棒擦掉血漬 Another way is to srape the stain with cotton ball dip in ammonia 第三種方法是將面粉團做成牙膏狀 The third way is to make flour mold into a paste like toothpaste 尤其適用于貴重衣物以及亮色衣服 Especially it the clothes are delicate or bright color 但千萬別用溫水去洗血漬 But juse never use warm water on blood, ever 好的 Ok 但是

　你

　你

　你 But then you, you, you 你向我走來 You came my way 但你朝我走來 But then you came my way 一種莫名的感覺涌上心頭 And a feeling unknown shook my heart... 讓我想與你 make me want you to stay 日日夜夜不分離 all of my nights and all of my days 我想去休息下 I think I have to rest for a little bit 我腿有點痛

　沒關系

　去吧 My leg hurts

　That"s ok

　等你好些的時候告訴我

　我們能繼續跳 But let me know when you feel better, and we can dance again 讓我瘋狂

　讓我失去了理智 Keeping my soul and my senses apart 有東西侵入了我的夜晚 Something has invaded my light 用亮色涂滿了我的夢境 Painting my sleep with the colours so bright 改變了灰暗

　改變了藍色 Changing the gray changing the blue 為我涂上了鮮紅 Scarlet for me 為你而靚麗 it"s scarlet for you 請大家有序退場 Leave the building in orderly fashion 動作迅速

　但請小心腳下 Do hurry up, and please be carefully 注意不要受傷 no one should get hurt or injured... 祝大家捕獵好運 and good luck with the hunt 我真希望我的腿沒有瘸 I wish I didn"t have this limp 我曾今很擅長跑步

　但現在不太可能了 I used to good at running, but not anymore 我很確信我會比其他人慢 I"m sure would be slower than them 如果我是你

　我會想些別的致勝技巧 If I were you, I think of some trick that choose element of surprise... 而不是靠速度取勝 instead of speed 你說得對 You"re right 我應該如此 That"s what I would do 在你還愛我的時候回頭 Back when you loved me 有天早上你問過我 You asked me one morning while we were talking 生活是什么

　"what was life about?" 我對你說

　對有些人來說生活是酒 I turned and told you for some it"s the wine 對有些人來說

　生活是榮耀 for some it"s the glory 對有些人來說

　生活是為了致富 for some it"s being rich 但對我來說

　你才是我生活的意義 but for me it is only you 對有些人來說

　生活是榮耀 for some it"s the glory 對有些人來說

　生活是為了致富 for some it"s being rich 但對我來說

　你才是我生活的意義 but for me it is only you 但你的心已然改變 Now that your heart has changed 你愛上了別人 And you love someone else 你還是想知道生活的意義 You still wonder what they"re saying 我的心很痛 How my own heart beats 是否還有像我這樣的人存在 Are there perhaps more people like me exist 心早已心如死灰 Dead on the inside 人卻隨波逐流 Alive on the outside 心早已心如死灰 Dead on the inside 人卻隨波逐流 Alive on the outside 一八六房♥ Room 186 捕到一個孤獨者

　贏得額外的一天 One loner, one extra day 剩余三十八天

　加上一天

　一共三十九天 38 days left, plus one, 39 一八〇房♥ Room 180

　剩余天數不變 The day of your stay remain unchanged 二九〇房♥ Room 290 捕到四個孤獨者

　贏得額外的四天 Four loners, four extra days 剩一百五十四天

　加上四天

　共一百五十八天 154 days left, plus four, 158 一〇一房♥ Room 101 剩余天數不變 The day of your stay remain unchanged 剩余三十二天 32 days left 早餐已開始供應 Breakfast is served 男人獨自吃飯 Man eats alone 你昨天用了多少枚鏢

　十二枚 How many darts did you use yesterday?

　12 請脫掉你的褲子

　坐在床上 Please take off your trousers and sit on the bed 我們今天能不做這個嗎 Can we not do this today? 感覺很難受 It"s awful 我知道

　但恐怕我們必須做 I know, but I"m afraid we have to do it 您要知道

　這能夠在心理層面幫助到您 And you have no idea how much it help you psychologically... 尋找伴侶 in your search for partner 男女共餐 Man eats with woman 躺下 Lie down. 把腿張開一點 Spread your legs. More. 你是住在一八六房♥嗎

　正是 ls your room number 186?Yes it is 我想您應該知道

　在這個酒店內的任何地方

　I imagine you know masturbation is not permitted 自♥慰♥都是被嚴令禁止的吧 in the room or any other area of the hotel 是的 Yes 但是

　我發現您還是有自♥慰♥的行為 And yet, it is been brought to my attention you continue to do it 今天你比以往勃起得都要快

　這很好 Today, you became erect quicker than other days, that"s good 求求你

　再久一點 Please, just a little longer 祝您有愉快的一天 Have a good day 這感覺很難受

　真的很難受 That"s awful, just awful 您自♥慰♥的時候有看圖片嗎 Are you looking at the photograph while you masturbating? 有看 Yes 圖片上面是什么 What does the photograph show? 一個在鄉間騎馬的裸女 A naked woman on a horse in the country 如果我是你 If I were in your shoes 我不會注意看那個裸女

　而是會注意那匹馬 I would not be ogling the naked woman but the horse. 我敢說

　那匹馬也曾經和你一樣 I"m sure that horse"s once a weak and cowardly man... 是個懦夫 just like you. 女人獨自走路時 Woman walks alone. 救命 Help! 沒有這個必要

　求你了 This is not necessary, please... 那只是個意外

　我只是有點昏頭了 It was a accident, I just got carried away. 沒有這個必要 This is not necessary.

　請把手放在面包機上 Please place your hand on the toaster. 只用警告我就好 This could be a warning. 我一直表現良好

　我 I"ve been good otherwise, I... 我錯了 I"m sorry. 我錯了

　求你了 I"m sorry, please. 求你了

　我認錯了 Please, please, I"m sorry. 女人和男人一起走路 Woman walks with man. 一旦你進入那個房♥間 What they do as soon as you enter the room... 會先把你的全身徹底清洗一遍 is to wash you body and your head really well. 你怎么知道 How did you know? 我叔叔曾經認識這里的一名服務生 My uncle used to know a waiter who worked here. 服務生怎么會知道流程 The waiter know the procedure? 他們是不被允許進入那個房♥間的 They are not allow to inside that room. 不管怎樣

　接下來他們會剝去你的皮 Nevertheless, they peel off the skin... 經過水洗和肥皂之后

　皮膚已經變軟了 which has become soft due to the watering and soap. 之后

　他們會用激光或手術刀摘除心臟

　眼球 Afterward they remove the heart, the eyes and other vital organs of the body... 以及其它重要器官 with laser or scalpels. 根據所選的動物不同

　之后的流程也不盡相同 Then the procedure changes according to the animal one has choosen. 你說的很有道理 That makes total sense. 我猜測

　比如哺乳動物和飛禽的步驟 I mean I suppose mammals demand different kind of work than... 就會大不相同

　的確

　fowl, for example.

　Exactly. 之后他們會把尸體殘骸 Afterward they throw remaining body parts of 扔在酒店餐廳外面 the carcass outside the hotel restaurant... 血液則供給市里的醫院 and distribute the blood to the hospital in the city. 為什么 Why is that? 這些血液可以供給獻血不足的地區做手術 The blood is used for surgery where there aren"t blood donor available. 昨天有新人入住

　我看到了 New guests arrived yesterday.

　Yes I saw them. 我好像看到了一個瘸腿的女人 I think I saw a woman with limp. 她只是扭傷了腳踝 It is just sprained ankle. 幾天之后

　她就會恢復正常了 She would be walking normally again after a few days. 真可惜 That"s a shame. 的確很可惜 It"s a shame indeed. 有一晚在大巴上 One night on the coach, 他坐在那個喜歡奶油餅干的女人身邊 he sat next to woman who like butter biscuit. 他盯著窗外

　不是為了看什么 He gazed out of the window, not looking at anything in particular. 只是為了避免跟她交談 Just trying avoid talking to her. 鮑勃怎么樣

　它沒事 How is Bob?

　He is fine. 我真想和你與鮑勃一起在午后散步 Give anything to go for a walk with you and Bob one afternoon. 恐怕狗不能外出

　這是規定 The dogs are not allow. There"s a rule, I"m afraid. 他想“總有些讓人無法反駁的借口” "There are some excuses no one can"t argue with", he thought. 毋庸置疑

　借口有好壞之分 Some excuses without a doubt better than others.

　而剛才那個借口就很好 That was really good one. 這些餅干是給鮑勃的 These biscuits are for Bob. 如果你想獎勵它

　可以把這個給它 I want you to give them to him whenever you want to reward him for something. 告訴它這是我送的

　謝謝 Tell him it is from me

　Thank you. 什么時候我能去你房♥間聊天嗎 Can I come to your room sometime for a chat. 我可以給你吹♥簫♥ I could give you a blow job. 或者你也可以直接上我 Or you could just fuck me. 吹♥簫♥時我總會吞下去的 I always swallow after fellatio and absolutely 如果你喜歡肛♥交♥也絕對沒問題 have no problem with anal sex if that"s you thing. 我的前夫總是說 My ex-husband always used to said that 我的身材是他見過最好的

　但還是不說他了 I have the most beautiful size he"s ever see, but let"s not talk about him. 我的房♥間號♥是一八〇

　所以分機號♥也是一八〇 My room number is 180, so my telephone extension is 180. 希望今晚能抓到些獨身者吧 Hope catch some loners tonight. 前幾個晚上一個都沒有抓到 Haven"t caught any the last few nights. 也希望你能抓到很多 Hope you catch lots too. 非常感謝 Thank you very much. 如果我不能很快找到合適的伴侶 If I don"t find a suitable partner soon, 我就打算跳樓自殺 I"m gonna kill myself by throwing myself out of one of room. 從窗戶上跳下去 Out the window. 我希望你能記住 I want you to know that 我的房♥間在一樓

　my room is on the first floor. “我希望今晚能抓到獨身者” "I hope catch some loners today"... 她說道 she said. “也希望你能找到很多” "And I hope you catch lots too". 她接著告訴他

　如果她不能 She then told him that if she didn"t... 很快找到合適的伴侶 find suitable partner soon, 就會從某個房♥間的窗戶上跳下去自殺 She was going to kill herself by jumping from one of room windows. 也許是三二〇房♥間 320, maybe. 或者更高點

　四八〇房♥間

　這樣更合適 Or one higher up, 480, that would be even better. 她說完后 When she stop talking, 他茫然地盯著她

　無言以對 He stare at her blankly, not knowing what to say. 接著他看向森林

　再一次想到 He then look out of the woods, thought once more... 他的借口有多棒 how good his excuse"s been. 不錯

　再高一點 Not bad, a bit higher. 如果失敗了

　你有想過變成什么動物嗎 You thought about what animal you wanna be if you don"t make it? 一只龍蝦 A lobster. 如果失敗了

　我想變成一只鸚鵡 I"m gonna be a parrot if I don"t make it. 不如你也變成鸚鵡吧

　我們就有伴了 Why don"t you become parrot too, then we all be together? 你真是個白♥癡♥ You"re complete idiot. 自己有語言障礙 Picking one of few animals that can talk... 還要選會說話的動物 when you have a speech impediment.

　就算變成動物

　你也還是口齒不清 You"re lisp even as a animal. 至于你

　他們會抓住你 As for you, they will catch you 把你扔進沸水里活活燙死 and put you in a pot of boiling water until you die. 接著會用工具撬開你的殼 And then crack open you claws with a tool by prying it, 用嘴吮吸那一丁點鮮肉 then suck up what little flesh you have with their mouth. 你們倆真是太可悲了 You"re pathetic, both of you! 我才不會變成動物

　但到時候會帶著我的伴侶 I"m not gonna be turning into some animal, I"ll come visit you though... 去看望你們的

　之后我們會去公園 with my patner, then we walking together in some park of... 會去旅行

　會去海里游泳 where we swimming in the sea when we"re on one of our trip. 朋友 Friends! 一八七號♥房♥間

　請過來 Room 187, please. 靶紙的形狀是單身而非情侶

　這不是巧合 It"s not coincidence that targets are shape like single people and not couples. 你好 Hello. 你好

　你的泳衣真漂亮 Hello.

　You swimsuit is very nice. 謝謝

　不客氣 Thank you very much.

　You"re welcome. 你喜歡蛙泳

　自♥由♥泳

　蝶泳還是仰泳 Do you like to swim breaststroke, front crawl, batterfly or backstroke? 我都喜歡 I like all sorts equally. 我喜歡蛙泳 You know I love breaststroke. 真的

　我朋友總是取笑我

　他們說 Oh really, my friends often teased me, said... “別總是蛙泳了” "stop swimming breaststroke all the time"... 之后他們就會笑

　and they laughed. 蛙泳很好啊 Breaststroke is great. 可以很好地鍛煉背部肌肉 It"s excellent exercise for the back. 男人蛙泳時不應該穿泳褲 When swimming breaststroke, men shouldn"t wear swimming shorts... 那會限制臀部的運動 has really limit movement in the buttocks. 不過你知道這個的

　對嗎 But you know that, didn"t you? 你流鼻血了 I think your nose is bleeding. 真的嗎 Really? 該死 Oh, no. 我總是這樣 This happen to me all the time. 真的很煩人 It"s really, really annoying. 我理解

　我也有流鼻血的毛病 I know, I have nose bleeding problem too. 我看到你做了什么

　一定很疼 I saw what you did, must have hurt. 鼻血出來了嗎 Is it coming out? 沒有 No. 現在流出來了 Yes. 給我點紙巾好嗎

　好的 Can I use the tissue?

　Yes. 我想問你一個問題

　希望你能誠懇地回答 Can I ask you a question, I want you to answer me honestly. 哪一種情況更糟

　是在森林里饑寒交迫而死 What"s worse? to die of cold and hunger in the woods? 還是變成動物之后被天敵吃掉或者殺掉 To become a animal would be killed or eaten by some big animal? 或者還是時不時的流鼻血 Or have nose bleed from time to time?

　變成動物之后被天敵吃掉或者殺掉

　這更糟糕 To become a animal would be killed or eaten by some big animal. 沒錯 Exactly. 她沒有懷疑你在作假嗎

　沒有 She isn"t suspect you"re lying?

　No. 我很高興

　因為一對新情侶產生了 I"m very happy because we have a new couple. 他們于兩天前相識 They met just two days ago. 但現在已經深愛彼此

　琴瑟相諧 But they very much in love and perfect suited. 他們的鼻子都有同樣的問題 They both have same problem with their noses. 會突然流鼻血 They bleed quite suddenly. 明天他們會換到雙人間 Tomorrow they will be transfer to a double room... 那里有更大的衣柜和衛生間 with larger wardrobe and larger bathroom. 他們會在雙人間里住兩周 They will remain in the double room for two weeks... 之后會換到游艇上

　再住兩周 and then been transferred to the yacht for the further two weeks. 我們衷心祝福你們能成功 We wish you every success 最終以情侶的身份返回城市 and hope you return to the city as a couple. 我覺得非常幸福

　我也是 I"m very happy.

　Me too. 恭喜 Congratulation. 我們的員工以及我本人將會密切監視 The course of your relationship will be monitored closely... 你們交往期間的感情狀況 by our stuffs and by me personally. 如果你們遇到了任何不能自行解決 If you encounter any problems, any tensions, any arguing... 問題

　矛盾

　或是爭吵 that you can"t resolve yourselves, 我們會分配給你們孩子

　You would be asign children. 通常那樣就會解決很多問題 That usually helps a lot. 早上好 Good morning. 一〇一房♥間

　剩余七天 Room 101, 7 days left. 早餐已開始供應 Breakfast is served. 你的頭發真好看 You have really nice hair. 我知道 I know. 你看 Look. 那你喜歡我的頭發嗎 How do you like mine? 我感覺你的發質有點干燥 I think yours quite dry hair. 顏色倒是不錯 Color is ok though. 最重要的是你沒有謝頂 The most important thing is that you"re not bald. 可惜對于男人

　謝頂總是不可避免 However when comes to men, bald is always the possibility you can"t avoid. 你父親謝頂了嗎

　他沒有 ls your father bald?

　No he isn"t. 即便哪天我禿頂了 And even if somedays I lose my hair, 也有辦法讓頭發再生的 there are things I can do to get my hair back. 我可以去植發 I can have a hair transplant. 植發的人一眼就能被看穿 You always can tell someone had a hair transplant. 我知道

　好頭發并非人人都能擁有 I know.

　Nice hair is not something you can get 這是與生俱來的 It"s something you born with. 你父親沒有謝頂

　并不代表你就能松口氣了 The fact your father isn"t bald shouldn"t put you at ease.

　你想好最后一天會做什么了嗎 Have you decided what you"re going to do in your last day? 我還在考慮 I"m still thinking about it. 早上好

　女士們 Morning ladies. 今天是你的最后一天 So, today is your last day. 按照慣例

　你可以選擇 And as the customary, you can choose... 如何度過最后一晚 how you like to spend your last night. 在這種情況下我都會建議你選擇 What I always said in this situation is it would 變成動物后不能做到的事情 be wise to do something you can"t do as animal. 例如讀一部經典文學 For example read a work of classic literature... 或者唱一曲喜歡的歌♥ or sing a song you really like. 選擇下面的這些事情就太傻了 It would be silly to choose... 比如

　去野外散步 for example, a walking the ground... 或者和別人做♥愛♥ or have sex intercourse with another person, 這些變成動物后也能做的 those are things you can do as animal. 但首先

　你最好的朋友有點東西 But first, your best friend is reading something... 她想和你分享

　這真是太感人 she like to read you, it"s really very touching. 在學校時我們總是坐在一起 We always sat together at school... 每當我有了麻煩 and whenever I had a problem... 我都向你傾訴

　因為你總能給出最好的建議 I told you about it because you always give the best advice. 當我們在學校舞會上 When we didn"t manage to find... 沒能找到舞伴的時候

　dance partner at the school prom, 我們患難與共

　這給予我力量 The fact we were together at that difficult moment give me strength. 我很抱歉事情到了現在的局面 I"m sorry things come to this. 我確信如果能再多給你幾天 I"m sure if you have a few more days 你一定能像我樣找到伴侶 you would find someone just like I did, 因為你是如此可愛 because you"re a adorable person... 擁有美麗的秀發和清新的口氣 and you have very beautiful hair and very nice breath. 我一直很嫉妒你的秀發 I"m always jealous of your hair... 你知道的 you know that. 不論過去

　現在

　還是將來 You were, are, and always 你都是我最好的朋友 will be my best friend 我會時常想念你

　我會永遠帶著生日時 And I"ll think of you often, and I"ll always wear those silver earing... 你送我的銀耳環 you give me for my birthday 我會想你的 I"ll miss you 無論我將來回到城市里 And However many new girl friends I make in a few days... 會結交多少新閨蜜 when I move back into the city, 我都不會再找到你這樣真實 I don"t think I"ll find another as true... 我想獨自看那部電影《伴我同行》 I like to ask for the film "Stand By Me"... 由瑞凡·菲尼克斯

　基弗·薩瑟蘭 with River Phoenix, Kiefer Sutherland... 和理查德·德萊福斯主演的那部 and Richard Dreyfuss, alone. 明智的選擇 Excellent choice.

　很不錯的電影 Lovely film. 請留言 Please leave a message 你好 Hello 你可能在浴室吧

　所以聽不到電♥話♥響 You"re probably in the bathroom, that"s why you can"t hear phone ring. 早上洗個冷水澡真是再舒服不過了 Nothing like a cold shower in the morning. 等你洗完澡我再打給你 Well, I"ll call you a little bit later after you finish your shower. 稍后再聊 We"ll talk later. 再見 Bye. 一天

　當他打高爾夫球時 One day, as he was playing golf, 他意識到

　沒有情感時卻裝作感情充沛 he thought that it is more difficult to pretend 要比有情感時裝作冷漠無情 you do have feelings when you don"t... 要更為艱難 than to pretend you don"t have feelings when you do. 他也想到

　他其實喜歡她的口音 He also thought that he like her accent. 而且他總是偏愛短發女人 and he always prefer woman with short hair. 于是他認定她就是自己要找的伴侶 So he decided she was the one. 捕獵時

　他會跟著她 During the hunt, he would followed her. 一旦她擊中了某個獨身者

　他就會對她說 And as soon as she shot a loner, he would said to her: “真希望我們用的是真槍 "I wish we have real gun... 而非這些愚蠢的麻♥醉♥槍♥ instead of this silly tranquilizer one... 不如你徒手殺了他吧” why don"t you kill him with your bare hands?" 當她掐住獨身者的喉嚨時

　And the moment she put her hand around loner"s throat, 他就會說 He would said: “希望他能馬上死去” "I hope him die right the way". 出什么事了 What happened? 她從一八〇房♥間的窗戶上跳了下去 She jumped from the window of room 180. 到處都是血跡和餅干 There are bloods and biscuits everywhere. 希望她能馬上死去 I hope she die right the way. 轉念一想

　我還是希望她能在死前多受點折磨 On second thought, I hope she suffers quite a bit before she dies 我只希望在我的房♥間里 I just hope her pathetic scream... 聽不到她可悲的嘶喊 can"t be heard from my room. 因為我正想休息一會兒

　需要安寧 Because I was thinking about having a lie down and I need peace and quiet. 我剛打完高爾夫

　很累了 I was playing golf and I"m quite tired. 我可不希望聽到一個女人死前還不停地哭嚎 The ...

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